Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

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Why don't witches have babies?

Because their men have hollow-weenies!

What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

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Why nuns don't wear bras?

God supports everything.

Who, me?

Oh, just living the dream. You know, that one where you forget to wear clothes to work.

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.