Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What do you call a dog wearing a watch?

You would call it a dog. A dog wearing a watch is not a watchdog.

What do snowmen wear on their heads ?

Ice caps !

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Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.