What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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How can you tell that a straight pin is confused?

Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other.

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

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What did the bra say to the top hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.