What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.

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What did the blind guy say to the deaf guy?

I hear what your saying, but I don't see your point

What's the point of going to somebodys funeral?

It's not like they are coming to yours.

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What will they now use on photos for LGBT magazines?

an airbroosh

What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

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Where did the witch get her furniture ?

From the ideal gnome exhibition !

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ?

Don't bite any witches !

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How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?

To keep their hats pointed.