What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

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Where do cows like to live?

St. Moo-is.

What is a Budget?

A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why are eagles so hard to find?

They're always in diskies

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.