Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ?

Trunkquilizers !

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Trunk Jokes More Trunk Jokes

What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What is uglier than an aardvark?

Two aardvarks!