Aardvarks don't have trunks!
Marry it.
A dead poodle, split in half.
Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers
They only have one pair of trunks.
Depends on the size of the pieces.
THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!
A paredvark!
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
