Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

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What does a fish say when it swims into a concrete wall?

Dam!

What do you call a doctor who only swims with his t on?

A Sturgeon

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What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot

Why can't two elephants go swimming?

They only have one pair of trunks.

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Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?

Because they always have their noses in other people's business!

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!