Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What stopped winter from coming?

Winterfell and it can't get up.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

How do you open a door underwater?

You swimming pull

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What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

endorphins

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!"

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.