Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!"