What's grey and can't swim?

A castle

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

Where do hipsters swim?

Not in the mainstream

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How do whores in Westeros get into the castle?

Hodor.

Why are all castles disabled?

They all have tur-rets