Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

Why was the lumberjack executed?

He committed treeson.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.