Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

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What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

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What's the difference between crime and cybercrime?

At the moment this joke.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.