Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Why did the kittens turn atheist?

Coz their eyes opened.

What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?

A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.

Why do black people smell bad?

So blind people can hate them too