Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a chicken with lettuce in its eye?

Chicken Caesar salad.

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Why's it so hard for blind people to commit crimes?

Because they can't see.