How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

What is the best kind of dog to ask for directions?

A Chihuahua because it knows all the shortcuts!

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Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

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How many mangoes make a dozen?

Six girls )

What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?

It was wound up already.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

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What do you call an Irishman with Leprosy?

A Leper-Chaun

How do you know a girl with leprosy likes you?

She gives you the eye.