Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

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What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

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What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women?

The former is a band of cunning runts...