What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

What does Jerry Sandusky and a Silver Medalist have in common?

They both came in a little behind!

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a smug prisoner walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

A: Anytime he wants to go.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What's the name of that movie about the war horse?

War Biscuit

Flea Jokes More Flea Jokes

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !