What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

A: Sparky.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

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What is Reddits favorite country?

Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

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What do men and tile floors have in common?

if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What do you cast a containment device out of element 28 in?

A: MOVIES!

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?

Start from scratch !