What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

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Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What elephant and a canary and in common?

They both can't ride bicycles.

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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What did one flea say to the other flea when they came out of the movies?

A: Should we walk home or take a dog

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!