What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants !

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What is the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

Timing

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

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What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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What do you call two fleas on top of a bald head?

A: Homeless.

How did you find the fleas?

Beagle: I didn't! They found me!