Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

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Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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A Fsh

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Tips fedora "M'dea."

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I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.