How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What does an EA-18 and Bob Marley have in common?

They both are jamming people.

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

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Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

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What was the first joke ever written?

Ugh, Ugh Ugh? Uggh!

What's the capital of Honduras?

HER: um... ME:writing bad at geo-

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How did the prof get the latin college girl pregnant?

He asked her to do an essay. Also, I'm latin

Why do the homies call their friend Paragraph?

Because he's too short to be an essay

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How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.