Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

How do nursing babies blow their noses?

With breast tissue.

Why did the H blow itself up?

Because the Jihad.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What is Somailias national dish?

An empty plate

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger