Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

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Why should you serve Eggs Benedict on shiny metal dishes?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam?

Because the steaks are too high.

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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What does a cyborg order at a diner?

A Cyborger

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.