Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

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Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

Why did the terrorists have to blow up a Paris nightclub?

Because their planes kept missing the Eiffel Tower.

Plate Jokes More Plate Jokes

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

A: He's afraid of the draft.

Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?

To avoid the draft!

Diner Jokes More Diner Jokes

What flavor shake did Marty McFly get in the diner during the first Back To the Future movie?

Parkinson's.

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.