How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

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What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

How do you spot will smith in the snow?

Just look for the fresh prints.

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.