Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

What type of cheese is strong?

Shredded cheese.

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

What is it called when someone gets destroyed at online chess?

Extreme Pawnage

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

What is your Problem?

Darren : Suffering from Unlimited Free Outgoings with Different Different Ringtones...:-):-D

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

What would the Reddit political party be called?

The know-kn0thing party.

System Jokes More System Jokes

What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What is the digestive system?

The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

What is the network admin favourite lullaby?

Mary had a little LAN

Urlologist Jokes More Urlologist Jokes

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

Illinois Jokes More Illinois Jokes

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

What's the most popular website in Illinois?

Cornhub.com