Website Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

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Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets?

Wookieeleaks

What sound will reddit make when it blows up?

Nothing, it's just a website.

What website do emo kids use for business networking?

LinkedIn Park

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date?

A. "I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"

What website are the germans least likely to laugh at?

Neingag.

What kind of code does a volcano use to make its website?

HTMelt

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What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

What did you think of our website?

A little bit tacky.

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

How do you spot a modern spider ?

He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos

What did the server say when the customer requested something they didn't have?

404

Admin Jokes More Admin Jokes

What dictator had the best bureaucracy?

Idi Admin.

When is it acceptable to not tip your server?

when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

System Jokes More System Jokes

What do you call the system of honour of French horses?

Chevalry

Why did Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson have to change his diet?

Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

Why is reddit so liberal?

Because upvotes are to the left

Urlologist Jokes More Urlologist Jokes

What do you call a doctor for websites?

A URLologist

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

What do you do with spoiled fish food?

Load it in the chum dumpster.