Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

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What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Website Jokes More Website Jokes

What do you call a WordPress website that dresses up like another type of website?

DruPal

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.