What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

Why did the chicken cross the road half-way?

She wanted to lay it on the line.

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What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider?

Bacon and scrambled leggs.

Why was the spider inside the Computer?

He was looking for a webpage!

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What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

What does a dentist do on a roller coaster?

He braces himself

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What's every spider's dream job?

A web designer.

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Where do the good guys go?

The friend zone...

What does a spider want to be when he grows up?

This is really good guys...brace yourselves..........) A web designer.