What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between a spitter and a swallower?

10 lbs of pressure on the back of the head.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's a girl gotta do to get a drink?

Me: You just give the bartender your order. Her: ... Me: It's really pretty easy. Her: *leaves*

What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave?

Le meow

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.