What is the difference between joghurt and America?

If you leave joghurt alone for 200 years, it will grow a culture!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay"

What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

America Jokes More America Jokes

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Why couldn't Shah Rukh Khan enter America?

Because he wasn't an Amirkhan

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What's the difference between an American and a moldy piece of bread?

The bread has more culture.

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.