What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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Why did the dislocated finger leave the party?

He felt really out of place.

How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why was the kettle angry at the pot?

For making false acc sations.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Whats the Slogan for every I.T. Department in America?

Mmmm. Move Over."

What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

removed

Culture Jokes More Culture Jokes

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Yogurt Jokes More Yogurt Jokes

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and the US?

Yogurt's got a culture. (no offence)

200 Year Jokes More 200 Year Jokes

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country