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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Where did Cookie Monster develop PTSD?

Viet-nom nom nom nom nom.

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

How do scientists develop chewing gum flavors?

Through ex-spear-i-mints.

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA?

If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture.

What's the difference between America and a yogurt?

After 200 years a yogurt will develop a culture.

Why are boxers never late to their fights?

Because they have developed very good punch quality.

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Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

Whats the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will develop its own cultures without having to resort to stealing others.

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.

What's the difference between yogurt and white people?

If left out for 4,000 years, yogurt will develop culture.

What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

What do you call a nation of programmers?

A developing country

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

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What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!