What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

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What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water?

I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!