How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Previous Random Joke Next

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb?

Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.