Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."
Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).
When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
To throw the Roadrunner off.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Namaste
tape velcro to the ceiling.
He lost his porpoise in life.