Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

How have you done that?

I don't know how but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell he gives me a piece of cheese.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!