Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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Why are eggs so good at humor?

Because they have running yolks.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Why are boats being driven into the side of the lake?

It's ram a dam

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'