Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

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Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get when you run a canary over with the lawnmower?

Shredded tweet.

What do you call a country run by a bunch of stubborn old deer?

A stagnation

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the fish say when it rammed into a wall?

Dam!

Ewe Jokes More Ewe Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"