Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What do you call it when a sheep sells his wool for money?

Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What do you call a second hand gold necklace?

Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

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Who do you sell second hand bikes to?

A re-cyclist.

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.