How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a really obscure number and you've probably never heard of it.

How do hipsters measure weight?

In Instagrams.

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How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram