How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.

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Why didn't the hipster want to see the Saint John River and the Penobscot River?

They're two Maine streams.

Why don't hipsters shoot heroin?

It's too mainstream

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What happens when you put your grandma on speedial?

You get Insta-Gram

How much does the average Hipster weigh?

About 74,000 Insta-grams.