What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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Why are some jokes so funny?

Doctor, Doctor why are some jokes so painfully funny -It must be the punchline

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

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Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

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What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.