Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

What do you call someone with no arms?

Disarmed.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.