Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Why do you smell like weed?

Me: How do you know what weed smells like ! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy :(

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What do you call the things on the end of Winnie the Pooh's feet?

Putos (Ask your Mexican friend)

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!