Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call an Italian with one arm?

Speech impaired.

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What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

ask about his routine.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot