What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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What's up dog?

Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

I need space.

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What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Bison

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How many lovers do the religious have?

Nun!

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

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In case they get a hole in one!

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It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible?

Impairagus Repairagus

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case