Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Pork Chop!
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
A Suhhh Dude
He cuts them short.
That.
Because they'll always have the last word.
Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tips fedora "M'dea."
The one that can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts
The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.
A Guardian of the Galaxy
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case