What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and crossed the road again?

Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy?

Smelly beans!

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

Word Jokes More Word Jokes

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What kind of bird can write?

A penguin.

Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

Dozen Jokes More Dozen Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Station Jokes More Station Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Magic Word Jokes More Magic Word Jokes

What are the magic words for making a spoiled asparagus edible?

Impairagus Repairagus

What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off