How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

Why do I always seem to start my day backwards?

I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did one cell say to his sister that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis