How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks?

amp;nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.