Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

What's your dad do?

Kid: My dad He's an actor Me: Why Couldn't you get a real dad

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What is the name of a taxi service for bears?

Ubear.

What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What do you call an Asian who's tolerable some of the time?

Occasionally (OK Asian Lee).

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

Are you having a crisis?

Why did the grain call his sister "momma"?

Because he was in bread!

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

Why did Regina George's dog only play keep-away?

because fetch is not going to happen.

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

Carson Jokes More Carson Jokes

Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ?

Carconogenic !

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.