Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

What should you do if a bird poos on your car?

Don't ask her out again

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

What did the cow say when she got hit by a car?

Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What do you call a Bear who is just learning to use the force?

A PANDAwan learner.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave?

Aight I'll calcu-lata

Why was the Gungan sent back in time by the Weeping Angel?

He Jar Jar Blinked.

Sister Jokes More Sister Jokes

What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed?

I Duggar."

What does alcohol free beer taste like?

Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right.

Fetch Jokes More Fetch Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What has eighteen legs and fetches a ball?

The Philadelphia Beagles!

Carson Jokes More Carson Jokes

Who's there ! Carson ! Carson who ?

Carconogenic !

Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.