What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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How do you say "whoops" in German?

World War 2

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Why arent koalas actual bears?

They dont meet the koalafications.