What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

How many elves does a german santa have?

Elf.

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What is your biggest strength?

I am always on time." "And your biggest weakness " "I get annoyed when my dealer is late."

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

Where does geography and geography meet?

The Bermuda Triangle.