What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

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What do you call a German singalong?

Follow the lieder!

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

Why didn't the mentally challenged kid finish his math test in time?

Because he was too slow.

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What do you get when The Dark Knight meets Edgar Allan Poe?

x-post from r/funny) Poetic Justice(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblrme6ovqdnAp1rzkyaxo1500.png)

Why did the T-Rex fail his business project?

He couldn't make hands meet.