Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

Who else does this?

1. wets toothbrush 2. puts toothpaste on toothbrush 3. wets toothbrush again 4. does backflip on to huge pile of money

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How did Zarathustra introduce his peanut-based health drink?

I teach you the goober quench!"

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'