Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.