Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you get when you send a duck backwards in time to the moment before you sent the duck?

A Pair-a-ducks.

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid