Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.

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What did Santa get the day after Christmas?

Diabetes

Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

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Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

Snowbank Jokes More Snowbank Jokes

Where do polar bears go to deposit money?

A snowbank

Where do Eskimos keep their money?

In snowbanks.

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Why do people always make such a fuss over how much a newborn weighs?

It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.

Where does Santa stash his money?

In a snowbank.