Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

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Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals"

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Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say when he broke up with Eve?

I'm turning over a new leaf.