Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

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Why didn't you obey that stop sign?

Driver: I don't believe everything I read.

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

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What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man