Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why were the proctologist's emails so hard to read?

Too many colons.

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

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What did Adam say to Eve on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve."

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!