What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What do you call a car if you don't know its gender?

Mitsuheshe.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Why don't men install urinals in their houses?

Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

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What did the pro bono plastic surgeon say to their patient on Dec 31st?

Happy new ears Eve!

Why did Eve want to move to New York ?

She fell for the Big Apple !