Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.
A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!
Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss
Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"
Adam you gotta try this!
You can't take a rib from a black man
Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure
