How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why'd the farmer win the lifetime achievement award?

Because he was always out standing in his field.

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head?

Ray!

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

What does the electron say to the resistor?

Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.