How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What is the best offensive joke you have? Can you make me laugh?

Read all the other threads. I need new content. The old stuff is getting, well old. Here's my contribution. Have you head of the new drinking game? The mike brown special: stand there and take 12 shots. What's the difference between mike brown and a college kid? College kids can handle more shots before they fall down.

What Do You Call an Ethiopian with A Piece of Lettuce on His Head?

A Quarter Pounder.

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

Why don't many buddhists work in the railroad industry?

they have too many ohms to be good conductors.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra?

Go Bach and get a Handel on it!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.