How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What is the funniest two legged lizard?

The stand-up chameleon.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called?

A: Ptera Don

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What is OHM's Law?

Ans. It is very good law, It is very useful law, Nice law, Its a Scientific Law, I have studied this law.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.