How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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Why are dolphins cleverer than humans ?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish !

How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Conduct Jokes More Conduct Jokes

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning?

He was conducting.

Ohm Jokes More Ohm Jokes

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Orchestra Jokes More Orchestra Jokes

What do you call an orchestra with bronchitis?

A coughcoughony!

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.