How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

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What does HONDA stand for?

Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What is the similarity between women and square roots?

If they are under 16 you should just do them in your head.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

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How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra?

Tuskanini.

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What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering?

Ohm.

What do electricians say when they meditate?

Ohm...

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!