How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What do lawyers wear to court?

Law suits!