How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

Which is better a stool or a box to stand on?

You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!