How did he get off?

It wouldn't stand up in court

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

What do you call ten Frenchmen who stand in front of their goalie for 90 minutes?

Dix.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.