Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What did Adam say to Eve the first time he got an erection?

Stand back, I don't know how big this thing is gonna get!"

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

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What do you call a bee with a toe?

Toby"

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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What bands did they hire to play at the Developmental Disability Conference?

System of a Downs My Chemical Imbalance. Youth In Asia

Why did the barracuda want to hire the clown fish's anemone?

Because the barracuda believed that "anemone of my enemy is a friend."

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How many dancers does it take to change a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.