Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ?

An elephant with an umbrella !

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

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What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald?

Sir!

What is a vegetable's favorite martial art?

He can't do martial art because he is paralyzed tip to toe.

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Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

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Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

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How many dancers does it take to change a light bulb?

Five six seven eight!

How many dancers does it take to change a Light bulb ?

5,6,7,8.