Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

When you do this, there are 4,111,093,0003.666 "humorists". 2/3rds of a person?

Really

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why didn't Noah let the Tasmanian devil in?

He was not an archdevil.

What is the difference between a 2 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

How does a penguin make a decision?

Flipper coin. Again, I shall take my leave.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)