Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...