Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

Lactose Jokes More Lactose Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers