Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

People Jokes More People Jokes

How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

What do you call a group of singing people floating around in the ocean?

An acappellago

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

What do you get when you cross a gorilla and a member of the Westboro Baptist Church?

a retarded gorilla

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How Much Did the Pirate Charge For Corn?

A buck an ear

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!