Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What was the statistician's fetish?

Let's just say he had the standard deviation.

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

What's black brown and white black brown and white brown and white etc.?

A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!

What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear ?

Whatever you want, he can't hear you..

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Ballet Jokes More Ballet Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

Why do ballet dancers always stand on their toes?

Could they not hire taller dancers

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a native american community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)