Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why did no one trust the dermatologist?

He kept making rash decisions.

Why can't you trust a snowman?

Because they're all a bunch of flakes

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How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

What kind of a battery does Dj Khaled use?

A Li-ion battery.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.