Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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How did people charge their phones before electricity?

They didn't...!

What do you call a potato that thinks he is in charge?

A Dictator

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Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.