Why should you never trust someone giving away batteries?

There's no charge.

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Why can't you trust snakes ?

They speak with forked tongues !

How much do I trust reddit?

I went on before seeing the new Star Wars.

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Why do warriors make bad business men ?

They charge too much !

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...