How much will a pirate charge you for a piercing?

Buckaneer

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"

What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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He was wanted for several charges of battery

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When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!