What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

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What do you call a Mexican Standoff between two people?

Juan vs. Juan

What do you call a Mexican with crazy intentions?

A locomotive!

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What does a member of the British Royal Family say when they are reaching climax?

I"m arriving, I'm arriving."

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Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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Why is Darth Vader's helmet so phallic?

because when they hid Luke & Leia from him, they removed his force kin.

How to keep a reader in suspense?

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