What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

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Ohio Satan!"

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Hello, ladies."

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Nunavut.

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Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.