What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What did Joan Rivers say to God when she arrived?

Get a new robe!

What does the atheist say when he arrives at the Pearly Gates?

I'll be goddamned.

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What's your favorite joke appropriate for a 6-8 year old?

I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

none of it.

How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

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What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What would an anime spinoff of Dora the Explorer be called?

Swiper no Swiping