How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

What's a funny non-racist joke a Polish person would laugh at?

Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh

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What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

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Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

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How do you make a Snowman smile?

Tell him the snowblower is coming.

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming