How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?

Neighbor

What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

What did the physicist say when he tried to meditate?

Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm, Ohmmmm...

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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How is being married like puttin' on a tin roof?

If you don't nail her good she'll be at the neighbors.

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black guy?

Neighbor

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What does the snowman call his wife?

Snowblower

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower