What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

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What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

What are some towing related jokes i can impress my car club coworkers with?

I've already got that the frog called our car club to get toad, but that's about where my puns end.