What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Previous Random Joke Next

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?

A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

Thought Jokes More Thought Jokes

Where's the most racist place to focus one's thoughts?

Inward

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours