What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

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How to make your ears pop?

Try some sparkly earrings.

Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano?

Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston marathon finish line.

Why did 6 and 8 dislike 7?

They thought 7 was pretty odd.

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Where do we keep our thoughts detained?

In brain cells!

How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM